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First off, I'm so sorry about the lack of progress on [livejournal.com profile] blanketforts. Real life has been both busy and a bit shite, and my HP muse has curled up in a corner and refused to play. I'm trying to get into the right frame of mind so I can get it finished.

This has produced the little fic below (my first Bring Back Black ^_^), which is a snippet of crack!fic which has been sitting in my mind for ages.

Can anyone rec me some good R/S fic with a happy ending? The more the merrier - I'm trying to tempt my muse back into wakefulness. Thanks.



After the shrieks of joy and the hugs and the back-slapping roars of delight, there was a silence. Harry looked between Tonks, whose hair was suddenly, inexplicably, black, and Sirius, leaning against the sink with a teenager’s grin on his hollow face.

“Well,” said Tonks.

“Well,” said Sirius, smirking.

Harry looked at Hermione, not sure what was going on. She was staring at Professor Lupin- Remus, biting her lip. Remus looked oddly sheepish for a man whose oldest friend had just come back from the dead. Harry trod on her toe, and mouthed, “What’s going on?”

He got a Hermione look in reply.

Ron looked just as baffled, but Ginny’s nose was twitching as if she was holding back laughter.

“Poker?” asked Tonks.

Sirius smiled charmingly. “I don’t play poker with Slytherins. Gobstones?”

“I’ve been warned about you and gobstones. Family legend.”

“Excuse me,” Remus said.

“Ssh,” Sirius said, waving his hand at him. “This is important.”

“Sirius-”

“Pick-up Quidditch?”

Sirius straightened, looking interesting. “Now you’re talking. Hang on – did you play for Slytherin?”

“Seeker,” Charlie Weasley said from the other side of the kitchen. “And she can stretch her arms out to several times their natural length.”

Tonks scowled at him. “Ta, mate.”

“Gryffindors stick together, pink puff.”

“Cheers, mate,” Sirius said. “Have to pass on that one, squirt. In my prime, I could have taken you, but fair’s fair. Exploding snap?”

“Exploding snap?” Remus repeated. “Exploding snap? Sirius, I understand that you’re a little upset about this, but there are more adult solutions-”

“Oh, do be quiet, Remus,” Tonks said. “And not on your nelly, mate. Not until you stop coating your cards with dragon’s blood.”

“Me?” Sirius said, his eyes wide with reproach.

“You left them to me in your will.”

Sirius leant forward, his eyes narrow. “I didn’t leave you my boyfriend.”

Harry saw Ron’s jaw drop. He felt like blinking himself. What?

Tonks crossed her arms. “You were dead, Sirius!”

“And now I’m back. Let’s be traditional. You can have wands at dawn, or you can have chess. Your choice and name your seconds.”

“Chess,” Tonks said promptly. “Hermione, please.”

Remus quietly turned around and left the room.

“Fine,” said Sirius. “You’re old enough now, aren’t you, Harry? Grand.” He smiled wistfully. “It’s years since Andromeda taught me how to play.”

“She taught me too,” Tonks said and smiled. “Be a good match, don’t you think, Remus? Remus?”

Sirius swung round. “Remus? Now see what you’ve done!”

Harry looked at Hermione. Hermione looked back, her eyes wide. “Harry?” she whispered.

“At least you’re both shite at chess,” Ron muttered.

Hermione covered her hands with her eyes. “I don’t believe this.”

“I’m confused,” Harry muttered. “Hermione, please don’t tell me this was all in Hogwarts: A History.”

“Duelling is ancient wizarding tradition,” Hermione said.

“I didn’t mean the duel!”

REMUS!” Sirius bellowed into the hallway, and his mother’s portrait awoke with a screech.

“You know,” Ginny said, putting her fingers into her ears, “I think the adult option might have been wiser.”

Date: 2006-02-18 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copa-cetic.livejournal.com
"I didn't leave you my boyfriend!"
That was amazing.

Date: 2006-02-18 08:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rosemaryandrue.livejournal.com
Thanks :) I've had the poker line lurking in the back of my mind for weeks.

Date: 2006-02-19 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summersalts.livejournal.com
Hee!! Very clever and funny.

Hmmm...happy ending fic. These're a couple of happy all-over fics, though you've prolly seen them:
Remus J Lupin, Sneaky Bastard (http://franticbabbles.livejournal.com/5548.html) by [livejournal.com profile] franticbabbles
Advice for the Momentarily Blinded (http://sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com/54278.html) by [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
and a gothic-y AU:
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time (http://penknife.livejournal.com/142035.html) by [livejournal.com profile] penknife

Date: 2006-02-19 10:20 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rosemaryandrue.livejournal.com
Thank you ^_^ I always forget to bookmark things so I don't mind if I've read them before. Some things are worth rereading.

As for who won - depends who cheated most ;)

Date: 2006-02-19 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaleva.livejournal.com
wahahaha so much love for this. SIRIUS AND TONKS SMACKDOWN! Man, for real, you gotta stop making me freak out over your stories so much. ;) OK, that was a lie, please do continue.

So I started going through mess of bookmarks that are very disorganized with the purpose of searching out recs for you, but then I got distracted and overwhelmed by the amount of fic and I don't know what you've read already so I stopped. Um. Yes. That is the end of my sad story. :(

Date: 2006-02-19 10:24 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rosemaryandrue.livejournal.com
*chuckles* I like Tonks and I can't see her either slinking away meekly or turning into some humourless old crone. She and Sirius both seem to have a sense of fair play as well.

Thanks for looking and thanks for the comment. :)

Date: 2006-02-20 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rufus.livejournal.com
heehee. your crack!fic is always just so delicious.

also, I suggest [livejournal.com profile] shoebox_project for your inspirational needs. Additionally there is [livejournal.com profile] accio_rs_fics, where that question comes up often, and specifically,
http://community.livejournal.com/accio_rs_fics/46785.html?nc=7, which has some things not noted above me.

my sympathies on the unresponsive muse; mine wants to discuss war-brooms, at the moment.

Date: 2006-03-25 03:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rosemaryandrue.livejournal.com
Thanks for the recs. :)

My muse is slowly staggering back into wakeful life. Time to write is still lacking, sadly, but at least I'm beginning to get somewhere.

Date: 2006-03-02 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
fabulous, I wandered over to see if you had updated Blanketforts, and found this *all happy now* that sounds like such a Black familiy tradition, and Remus so accepting, cute and funny and warm and I wish your muse a speedy recovery, (also hope Tonks loses heh!)



Date: 2006-03-02 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jynnxx.livejournal.com
yeah... and I meant to sign in before commenting, sorry.

Date: 2006-03-02 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jynnxx.livejournal.com
and here's a reclist, you've probably seen it already but anyway-

http://kellygreen.livejournal.com/61669.html

Date: 2006-03-25 03:21 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rosemaryandrue.livejournal.com
*chuckles* I can't see either of them giving up meekly. Poor Remus :)

Thanks for the comment, and the recs.

Date: 2006-03-09 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
“At least you’re both shite at chess,” Ron muttered.
Love it.

Date: 2006-03-25 03:23 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rosemaryandrue.livejournal.com
Thanks :) I like to think if either of them had challenged Remus, he'd be bright enough to pick Ron as his second. :)

Thanks for the comment.

Date: 2006-10-05 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summercloud.livejournal.com
...and I just can't stop laughing. This was excellent. Very, very good. Wow!

Date: 2006-10-23 09:25 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-08-12 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shinzuku.livejournal.com
This is so awesome.

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