Hey, meta-literary smut! My favourite...
Snape's perfect snarkiness and, weirdly, dignity carried the whole bizarre situation along. I loved your explanation of 'frizzy' and Aunt Sylvia. And as ever, it was great to get glimpses of your Slytherins!

At school, he had always thought that Bellatrix Black on a broomstick was the most terrifying thing he’d ever see outside of a full moon. And don't you just believe it...