Upholstery Should Be Made of Sterner Stuff (wellymuck Day 02/03)

Title: Upholstery should be made of sterner stuff
Rating: PG for language
Length: 3080
Prompt:
(but
true

to the incomparable
couch of death thy
rhythmic
lover


thou answerest

them only with

spring)

- e. e. cummings

and

the weather in spring is rather finicky -- be sure to wear layers, with at least one good jumper!

Author's notes: Seventh year. Very silly ^_^ Title and odd allusion misquoted from Julius Caesar. Remus is butchering Mark Antony's speech.

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